Ten Reasons why we should have the Strategic Defense Initiative (Yuki wants to know):

1. Because Bush thinks Big War=Big Dick.
2. It won’t work so either way it doesn’t matter, except for the 747 lazer carrier, which is scary.
3. So we can be even more imperialistic with other countries.
4. The next exciting step in revolutionary reality-based video gaming technology; Sony and Microsoft currently in bidding war.
5. Big business for campaign contributors.
6. So we can blow it up real good (yeah, that’d blow up real good).
7. There are no reasons to have it!
8. So we can bankrupt Mid-core(?) faster.