Of course we started with a little "Escargot" which was for the most part pretty good. Very robust and garlicy (for a mollusk). Now we were pleasantly surprised to each receive a wonderful bowl of vegetable split pea soup, (yum!) and really started diggin' it when we were soppin' up the escargot fluids with our bread, ok...

Now for the main course. The French Onion Soup with neat grilled cheese hat, was delicious. Captain Coati said the roasted chicken looked better than it tasted, whatchit. When the sides are better than the main dish, you know you're in trouble, avoid it. Buck loved the Salmon Fillet, soft, supple and melted in my mouth then I would have dried my hands but I didn't waste any of that. Liz had all that verve and ordered the Especial, and thought it was grand. It had four tasty fish cakes that were a trifle salty but delicious all the same. Also had grilled shrimp with a tomato olive topping on it, on top of wilted spinach, oh yeah baby, meow kitty, ohhh ya....

Now for the beauty part: there was a floor show!!! We even had one of our distinguished members storm the stage and entertain everybody. One of the other performers even came home and had sex with us.

Whooppeee!! Kewl!

WOW! I had no idea a "French Resturant" could be this happenin'.

We got dessert for free and that was some orange sherbet or something, tasty and it went well with the floor show. Open mic and open happy pie holes!

Have a nice day.