Dr. Strange, Clea, and all other licensed characters mentioned herein are registered trademarks of Marvel Entertainment. Their use here is intended as satire, but is used without permission. Because of this, if anyone at Marvel wishes this little parody would be taken offline, I will do so. With sincere apologies and respect to Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, Jim Steranko, Frank Brunner, Steve Engleheart, Roy Thomas, and anyone else who has ever worked on the good Doctor. May the Vishanti shine on you all and may your amulets never tickle.