My friend Adam thought this and P-Chicken up after a week long fever. He was crazy back then. We went to see a lecture by Benoit Mandelbrot at UCLA and Adam was still woozy and stoned from his illness. During the lecture, Adam kept cracking up. I had to shush him but he kept laughing. When it was over he told me what was making him laugh: He kept imagining the aged scientist bashing Naked Girl With Epoxy with a hammer as he was speaking. It was absurd, and obviously there's some issues here, but it seemed pretty funny to me as well. So I built it. When I showed this Naked Girl With Epoxy at my art critique and a girl in the class asked "Doesn't this toy promote violence towards women?" Adam answered "Oh yeah. Definitely."

FAKE HISTORY: One of the most interesting fetish toys, Naked Girl With Epoxy first appeared around 1986. Protested by feminist groups as encouraging violence to women, the set comes with a tube of Epoxy (a strong bonding glue), and a female doll without clothes and a large gash between her legs. The back of the box has a slogan: "Do What Thou Wilt" which apparently is some instruction in the questionable use of the product. Last year, Benoit Mandelbrot (the founder of the new science of Chaos theory and the creator of Fractals) was approached by Ranal Ape™ toys to do a commercial for Naked Girl With Epoxy and was met with instant admiration as the elderly scientist pulled out his own doll, covered with blood, glue, and semen and exclaimed "It's my favorite toy!! I love it!" and proceeded to whack it with a hammer. He has not yet been used for any advertisement.